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ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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[daemonized]

You were going to tease me about liking Grell, weren't you?

[As if it were some kind of high school crush or something....]

Turnabout is fair play.

[mercurio]

i made a mistake!! and now i see how wrong i was
don't put me on blast like this
ignore this ever happened
don't tell..your missus.................

[daemonized]

[Another laugh.]

The missus? Now you're just getting ahead of yourself.

[mercurio]

I M PANICKING HERE

[daemonized]

[Poor boy. He could relent. But it's Ardyn. And this is all relatively harmless.]

Just because I asked for her to marry me once doesn't mean you should go jumping to conclusions, you know.

[mercurio]

WHA T
WHAT DID SHE SAY??? ?W?T?F
was it romantic
wait did you fuck it up
holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[daemonized]

[HE SHOULD STOP but he can't

he just can't]

Ah, she rejected me at the time. How I managed to deal with the heartbreak back then is but a mystery.

[this is in fact not at all how it went. it was a joke, prompto. it was all a joke.]

But in the end, my resolve only strengthened. You see, I'm continuing to build up her affections for me before I ask again.

[mercurio]

do you need a venue
i'll get fairy lights
what time do you think about asking
iT HAS TO BE AT NIGHT
fireworks might be a bit too much

is there a ring.

1/2

[daemonized]

[Actually somewhat surprised at how eager Prompto is w t f]

[daemonized]

[uh, anyway]

Now I'll not have you worrying about all of that just yet. We can cross that bridge when we get there.

[NO THERE IS NO RING? there was never a legit marriage proposal]

[mercurio]

but /you gotta tell me/
okay??

[daemonized]

I promise that, if I ever do /legitimately/ propose marriage to her, I will tell you.

[Suddenly glad that Grell can't see this because wow, out of context that statement would be slightly embarrassing. Way to go, Prompto.]

Surely you don't think I'd neglect to. Tell you, I mean.

[mercurio]

legitimately. is there a law?

[he isn't catching on that you were messing with him]

well uh.. of course not! i just
wanted to make sure to remind you.. that i'm here

hi

[daemonized]

Technically, marriage in itself is a legal contract. But that isn't what I meant.

[figure it out!]

You don't need to remind me about that. You're difficult to forget, and I wouldn't be so cruel to do so.

[mercurio]

haha..
sorry i got overly excited! some things are really nice to think about...

[daemonized]

Oh?

[flips this entire conversation around just because he can.]

Is there someone you have your eye on, I wonder?

[mercurio]

there's a lot of really cute girls around!
i can't settle on one! The One!!!

[daemonized]

Don't you think it'll take more than a cursory glance at their outward appearances before you find "The One"?

[mercurio]

obviously! but it /helps/

[he can't even talk normally to girls he likes]

[mercurio]

...i just kinda get way too nervous when there's a cute guy or girl
it kills me
i wanna say hi but end up saying a stupid joke about ducks
why am i like this

[daemonized]

You joke about ducks?

You just have to be more confident in yourself, Prompto. The more self-conscious you feel, the harder it is to have an engaging conversation with another person.

[mercurio]

do you not?
easy for you to say! you know pretty much everything about everything
not me

[daemonized]

I don't know very many jokes about ducks. Tell me one.

And while I'm flattered that you think so, Prompto, that's far from the truth. There's plenty in this world that I don't know about.

[mercurio]

oh boy you asked for it these are gonna quack you up!
don't say i didn't warn you!

[mercurio]

what do ducks get after they eat? A BILL
get it