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ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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[daemonized]

Don't you think it'll take more than a cursory glance at their outward appearances before you find "The One"?

[mercurio]

obviously! but it /helps/

[he can't even talk normally to girls he likes]

[mercurio]

...i just kinda get way too nervous when there's a cute guy or girl
it kills me
i wanna say hi but end up saying a stupid joke about ducks
why am i like this

[daemonized]

You joke about ducks?

You just have to be more confident in yourself, Prompto. The more self-conscious you feel, the harder it is to have an engaging conversation with another person.

[mercurio]

do you not?
easy for you to say! you know pretty much everything about everything
not me

[daemonized]

I don't know very many jokes about ducks. Tell me one.

And while I'm flattered that you think so, Prompto, that's far from the truth. There's plenty in this world that I don't know about.

[mercurio]

oh boy you asked for it these are gonna quack you up!
don't say i didn't warn you!

[mercurio]

what do ducks get after they eat? A BILL
get it

[mercurio]

who stole the soap?
THE ROBBER DUCKY

[mercurio]

what says QUICK! QUICK! ?
a duck with the hiccups ahhah i think this one's adorable

[mercurio]

WHERE DID THE DUCK GO WHEN HE WAS SICK? well to the ducktor of course

[mercurio]

oh this one cracks me up uhmmm what did the duck carry his schoolbooks in?
his
wait for it
quackpack

[mercurio]

i guess you're right you didn't know any ducks jokes

[mercurio]

consider yourself EDUCATED

[daemonized]

[ ...

This is too precious to not be amusing???

(He can't believe that Prompto knows this many duck jokes, though.)

However:]

How do you get down off a horse?

[mercurio]

[oohhhh he knows what's coming, but he wants (NEEDS) ardyn to be the one to answer his own dumb riddle]

how?

[daemonized]

[And Ardyn will be the one to fulfill this need.]

You don't get down off a horse. You get down off a duck.

[someone stop them]

[mercurio]

you know that's one of those jokes that crack me up but i don't really get LOL
but don't explain it cuz it loses its ~magic~

[daemonized]

How can it crack you up if you don't understand the punchline?

You know what a bird's down is, don't you?

[mercurio]

okay i love chocobos but i'm not a super huge avid fan of birds??

[daemonized]

[Neither is he, Prompto?]

You've seen a baby chick before, correct?

[mercurio]

not...really?

[daemonized]

Really? You've never been to a petting zoo?

[mercurio]

it's not that i wouldn't like to! i just never got around to it!

[all those happy families... he always felt like an intruder going on his own. who would take a 20 year old seriously if he asked to go with someone to the petting zoo? and, besides, his dates have been. non-existent.]

[daemonized]

[why so defensive]

I can take you sometime. Granted, I wasn't exactly brought to petting zoos as a child, but that's no excuse to deprive you of the experience if you really want to see the animals.

[Almost said as if Ardyn is Prompto's parent, or something.]