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ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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[daemonized]

[And Ardyn will be the one to fulfill this need.]

You don't get down off a horse. You get down off a duck.

[someone stop them]

[mercurio]

you know that's one of those jokes that crack me up but i don't really get LOL
but don't explain it cuz it loses its ~magic~

[daemonized]

How can it crack you up if you don't understand the punchline?

You know what a bird's down is, don't you?

[mercurio]

okay i love chocobos but i'm not a super huge avid fan of birds??

[daemonized]

[Neither is he, Prompto?]

You've seen a baby chick before, correct?

[mercurio]

not...really?

[daemonized]

Really? You've never been to a petting zoo?

[mercurio]

it's not that i wouldn't like to! i just never got around to it!

[all those happy families... he always felt like an intruder going on his own. who would take a 20 year old seriously if he asked to go with someone to the petting zoo? and, besides, his dates have been. non-existent.]

[daemonized]

[why so defensive]

I can take you sometime. Granted, I wasn't exactly brought to petting zoos as a child, but that's no excuse to deprive you of the experience if you really want to see the animals.

[Almost said as if Ardyn is Prompto's parent, or something.]

[mercurio]

[gods...damn you...]

i would really want to go to the petting zoo!
but i know you're busy you don't need to come just because of me

[daemonized]

Don't be ridiculous. I'm the master of my own time, and therefore I'll /find/ time to make. Simple as that.

[mercurio]

...saturdays work best for me if that's helpful?

[daemonized]

This Saturday then! Assuming Retrospec doesn't pull another surprise on us, what with the dawning of a new month. Regardless, we'll be stubborn.

You /will/ learn about a bird's down sooner rather than later. Otherwise my joke goes wasted, and there's nothing as shameful as that.

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[mercurio]

oh man.. beginning of month again... i'm starting to dread these a lot

[mercurio]

but you're right! you're not always cracking funny quips
best to not let it go to waste the one time you did
lol

[daemonized]

[Yes, the beginning of the month does bring a sense of anxiety, doesn't it? Even Ardyn feels it creeping upon him, though he's an expert in not letting it show.

Besides.

How dare you, Prompto.]

I beg your pardon! I'm filled to the brim with clever quips, Prompto! You know this.

[mercurio]

do i really?
i haven't seen many examples of this...

[daemonized]

Oh, you wound me. I'm a sensitive soul, you can't treat me this way.

[mercurio]

i'm sure people are way snarkier than i am in court!!
but
thank you for offering to take me to the petting zoo
i really appreciate it

[daemonized]

What? Never. The courtroom is the most civilized place anyone can have the honor of seeing.

[Now THERE'S a statement worthy of a joke.]

But you're more than welcome. I think it might be entertaining for myself as well.

[mercurio]

i've seen law and order i know what's up
lol so good one
i'll take so many pictures...

[daemonized]

You should. You might even be able to take a selfie with some of the animals.

[Honestly, Prompto's childlike enthusiasm is endearing.]

[mercurio]

i'm super ready!

[daemonized]

Then I'll be looking forward to it.