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daemonized) wrote2017-01-23 02:25 pm
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ARDYN IZUNIA
Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.
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[sure, it was a little strange, but if it was being worked on, it was something she barely had paid attention to.]
what was down there to see?
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[A moment between that text and the following:]
What you would expect: darkness, inactivity. And what you wouldn't: no signs of construction, and even more puzzling, small QR codes lining the ground. We attempted to scan them. They came up with nothing.
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codes? that's odd. if there was construction, there'd be the possibility of it being some strange prank or someone trying to make a statement. but i can't imagine a good reason for some useless codes to be there.
why there'd be no building makes even less sense. unless they never planned to build in the first place, and we all got lied to. because of course we need to distrust the local government on top of everything else.
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But in any case, now that things have been sized back to normal, life will continue as such. (As much as "normal" applies to us, these days.) Let's talk about something more mundane, and yet exciting in its own right.
Your birthday is soon, isn't it? According to the calendar on my phone.
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but she knows when to press an issue and when to let it rest, and thinking too hard on this and getting slightly paranoid and doubting everything is going to wind her up further into full dramatics and then she'll never sleep. fine. let logic prevail for once.]
it is, but i'd hardly call that exciting. it's not as if it's some traditional milestone age to be celebrated, i'll confess.
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And so of course, right now, tired as he is, Ardyn would rather talk about birthdays. Her birthday.]
You're wrong. Every birthday is a milestone meant to be celebrated. I hope you don't intend to escape this upcoming one without indulging yourself in a bit of fun.
[She has no choice in the matter now!]
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that sounds almost ominous. somewhat like if i did have plans for it to be quiet and to pass into the new year without fuss, my plans would be dashed to pieces.
[she's planned absolutely nothing other than taking the day off and sleeping in, truth be told.]
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"Ominous" is far too dramatic of a word. [Look at Ardyn, calling someone out on being dramatic when it suits him.] Implying that it's a portent of ill things to come, when certainly that's not the case?
Give at least those who care about you an opportunity to wish you a happy birthday, if nothing else.
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that i don't have issue with, but this year it'll remain small. reserved for a close circle. with cake, of course, that was never in question.
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A small, intimate celebration is still a celebration. And of course, cake is practically required. What sort is your favorite?
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[and people bake them differently! there's a lot of thought that has to go into this, the way one would for a favorite poet.
about two minutes later:]
i'm going to say marble cake, at least currently.
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[You know, so that someone can buy her a cake. What kind of birthday is it if she has to purchase her own, after all?]
And marble cake will be duly noted.
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[that's etiquette, Ardyn. even if it means buying your own birthday cake.]
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[Let's logic our way through this.]
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[if you apply logic to it, it falls apart instantly. they both know that.]
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And if you happen to know someone who's willing to buy the cake for you, regardless of your obligations?
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[at this point if he doesn't get her a cake she'll be mad]
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So I'll take that as having your blessing?
Oh, and do I get to stick an array of candles in it, too?
[That last part is (maybe) a joke.]
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[she could care less about the candles. the cake is the important part.]
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[Besides, he takes that as a challenge. He's sure one can manage tastefully arranging candles on a cake -- even 30+ of them.]
You'll make me self-conscious for when my birthday arrives.
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[and she'll exaggerate as much as she likes.]
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Besides, he's older than her by a handful of years, so it's not as if he can really jest.]
Candles on their own, certainly not. But the fear of you casting your judgment upon me for growing a year older? That would be enough for it.
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when it's /your/ birthday, you can fall into as much despair as you like, and i will be there to encourage you to celebrate it regardless. fair is fair.
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But that's a ways off yet. November isn't exactly around the corner, and so self-pitying misery on the cusp of a midlife crisis will just have to wait.
[Somehow, all this talk of birthdays reminds him of a conversation he had with Prompto a while back. So, sort of apropos of nothing:]
So, a May 18th birthday makes you a... Taurus, correct?
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