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daemonized) wrote2017-01-23 02:25 pm
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ARDYN IZUNIA
Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.
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As all opposing signs, Taurus and Scorpio can be madly attracted to each other, more so because of the sexual nature of their signs. We wouldn’t primarily link Taurus to sexuality, but it does represent sensuality and is a sign that governs physical pleasure. Their relationship is a connection of deepest emotions and sexuality that no other couple in the zodiac is privileged to have.
Any sort of sexual frustration could lead to a pretty dark approach to their sex life. Scorpio has this depressive need to die naked and sweaty in the arms of a loved one, while Taurus has the need to be loved this much. It may even sound romantic, but carries with it all unsolved emotional issues as baggage into their sexual encounters. This doesn’t mean their sex life will be bad. On the contrary, they will both find it fantastic, because they will fill it with all sorts of emotions, good or bad. In the end, emotion will be the only thing that is left and sex will be a way to connect rather than a means to personal satisfaction. This can become an obsession and even an addiction, but who would give up on the opportunity of such deep intimacy?
As signs of fixed quality, when they click, it is impossible to separate them, and no one would want to when you consider the possible vengeance of Scorpio. They represent the basic contact between sexual planets Venus and Mars, while being from the physical and emotional realms as an Earth and a Water sign. They are the signification of a deeply intimate relationship and a very rich sex life, for as long as Scorpio is tender enough and Taurus ready to experiment.
[Yes, he looked up their horoscope compatibility. And of course the first category is almost always "Intimacy".]
I can choose another category if you'd like.
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who writes this? who comes up with all of this?
[who puts much stock in astrology, really, but that's beside the point.]
pick another one that catches your eye.
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What, are you saying none of what you just read is true?
[But of course he'll pick another one, just to amuse her. (And himself.)]
As all opposing signs, they seem completely different and as if they have nothing in common. Still, we should keep in mind that opposing signs complement each other perfectly and their communication should be exciting, challenging and something to enjoy if they are both confident enough.
While Scorpio would go in depth about all those things Taurus doesn’t seem to care about, they could be very surprised to find that behind the tender and alive nature of Taurus, there is a deep understanding of everything natural going on, however dark it might seem. In return, Scorpio will show Taurus the value of life from their perspective. Taurus will find it incredible how Scorpio as a sign of death and destruction, can understand the depth of life and emotion better than any other sign in the zodiac.
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[in between laughing, she's going to critique this. she's more suited to death and destruction, excuse you, astrology writers.]
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if you must have destruction all around, i trust you'll do it magnificently.
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[Isn't he just so funny and not at all ironic.]
Anyway, at the bottom there's a summary. I can't decide if this sounds romantic or unhealthy.
Taurus and Scorpio are both signs of deepest physical pleasure, each in their own way. This has to be the focus of their relationship, for they can’t seem to understand platonic and imaginative relationships when they get together. There is no such thing as a platonic experience of romance, when the whole point of romance is to get physical. It is very possible that they will build their sexual life to the point where no other partner could ever satisfy their needs.
This could lead to a possessive relationship with no way out, although they probably wouldn’t want to get out even if they could. The entire experience can be too dark for the Taurus partner, especially if their practical sense is challenged by Scorpio’s character. In case they are both independent and ready to blend with someone else, they could be the perfect connection between sexual and emotional, the one that we all wish for.
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[or maybe that's just how all these astrology reports go, all overblown and just vague enough to make someone think they see themselves in it. and people get paid to write it?]
although, the idea of a connection fated by the stars has an innate romance about it.
[that much she can't laugh off even with it being completely without any basis in reality.]
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That itself makes it worth it. He's having one such conversation with Grell now.]
Are you a hopeless romantic, Grell? Does the idea of stars aligning to perpetuate love and affection between two people enchant you?
[He's teasing a little.]
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[actually, she's one for many more reasons, including getting excited when characters hold hands in movies and congratulating friends when they get new crushes, but that's not something she needs to mention. love is love, and it's something to get excited over.]
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If that's the case, then you should be absolutely enthralled by everything I've sent you so far. It appears that we're nothing short of a match -- though a few of our attributes might be a little, ah, questionable.
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how comforting it is to think that the stars themselves approve.
[she's still laughing, though, at everything.]
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[Ardyn has several others he could use, too.]
Anyway, with all this talk of birthdays, I couldn't resist. I'm glad you found it amusing.
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[And that he does!]