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[daemonized]

ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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[daemonized]

[Fuchsia hair is the dumbest thing ever, who would even have that]

Please don't tempt fate. If my eyes change when I wake up in the morning, I'm blaming you and retracting all offers to heal you in the future.

Now, then, solutions: A single colored contact, maybe? If you /must/ repel everyone's attentions from you.

[hjack69]

you would never do that you love me too much
and i dont actually mind the color
its actually kind of cool? i dig it
i just need an explanation for why it happened
right now im running with a very rare and mysterious disease that changes eye color but unfortunately not everyones as slack-jawed stupid as i thought

[daemonized]

Do I? News to me.

[He jokes, but that's what you get for calling him a sap.]

Then why not use the reverse as an excuse? You used to be self-conscious of your heterochromia, but in an attempt to instill more confidence in yourself, you've discarded the single colored contact and have decided to face the world head-on. Different colored eyes be damned.

This would require that people believe you to be self-conscious to begin with, however.

[hjack69]

yknow that might actually work
hey you think i could say my grandma used to beat me for having devil eyes and itd make everything awkward enough to keep people from asking more questions

[ This is mostly a joke. Mostly. ]

[daemonized]

[Sometimes it's difficult to tell if Jack is joking. Therefore, Ardyn usually just assumes he is.]

Then you'll just have people asking questions about your grandmother. Is that what you want?

[hjack69]

questions are w/e i can out-awkward em any day of the week
" hey jack what was your grandmother like "
" well if you want i can tell you all about being beaten with a wet chain if thats any kind of explanation for you "
boom
killed that conversation dead

you know she sent me cookies the other day?
oatmeal raisin
that bitch

[daemonized]

Cookies?

I was under the impression that your relationship with your grandmother was less than amicable? [To say the least.] At least, not amicable enough to be sent /cookies/.

[hjack69]

yeah its kind of a weird thing
pretty sure she doesnt think she did anything wrong?
or maybe shes just being extra nice bc shes trying real hard to get into heaven
either way she acts like it was all rainbows and goddamn sunshine when i was growing up and considering that shes dying a slow painful death i cant really be assed to start some shit over it

like she KNOWS i hate oatmeal raisin though
thats the fucked up part

[daemonized]

Maybe it is misplaced guilt, and it's like you said, it's an attempt to "get into heaven" before it's too late. Or it could be that she actually regrets her actions -- not that you should forgive her for it.

Give them to someone who does like oatmeal raisin. Such a soul certainly exists somewhere in Recolle.