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[daemonized]

ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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re: ruby

[playdolls]

SHE CUT UP MY SWEATER.

[daemonized]

What? Who did?

[playdolls]

WHO DO YOU THINK? WHO DO YOU THINK GOT IN MY APARTMENT AND CUT UP MY FAVORITE SWEATER?

[daemonized]

Someone offended by your sense of fashion, I suppose...?

[playdolls]

YOU CLEARLY DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT WAS *THE* SWEATER> I NEVER WORE IT OUT NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN IT EXCEPT HER.

[daemonized]

[HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE'S BEING YELLED AT FOR THIS....]

I'm going to perform a leap of logic and assume you're talking about Grell. And if that's the case, Pitou, I'm dreadfully sorry for your sweater, but I'm sure she had a fair reason to do so.

[He should ask her about it later.]

[playdolls]

[ YOU SNITCHED ABOUT WHO SUGGESTED THE CAT THAT'S WHY. ]

This is unjust and completely cruel! How could you let her do something like that?!

[daemonized]

[HOW IS IT SNITCHING IF HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET???]

I didn't /let/ her do anything. She does have a will of her own, you know, and sometimes she even does things without my even knowing. Imagine that.

That is to say, I had no clue about your sweater. But obviously Grell was not pleased with you, for whatever reason it might be.

[playdolls]

What good are you?! You should have talked her down!

[daemonized]

How am I supposed to talk her down if I didn't know she was upset to begin with?

[playdolls]

WHAT GOOD ARE YOU THAT YOU CAN'T TELL SHE'S UPSET???

[daemonized]

[oh my gOD]

Then maybe she wasn't upset! Maybe she was gleefully thinking about ripping your poor sweater to shreds, and therefore left the house that day with a bright, cheerful smile! Did you ever consider that?

[playdolls]

Worthless.

[daemonized]

I beg your pardon? Why am I being yelled at, and being labelled worthless, when I had no hand in any of this villainy? You have her number. Text her instead.

[playdolls]

You admit it! It was villainous!

[daemonized]

It was terrible sweater murder, yes, Pitou.

[playdolls]

You're married to a villain.

[...all three of you are villains... ]

[daemonized]

[He’s not even going to argue this point.]

So it would seem.

If you tell me /why/ you think Grell would've done such a thing, I will buy you a new sweater.

[playdolls]

[ .................................... You want Pitou to admit their wrongdoing? Wowowow. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ]

Why do you think I know if you don't.

[daemonized]

[Is it really so hard to do, Pitou. Give it a try.]

Not even an inkling of an idea? I find that hard to believe.

[If he reached for that thread, it's easy enough to put two and two together. The little kitten, of course.

Except he doesn't think that would be enough for Grell to incite revenge upon Pitou's sweater, so the realization is just shuffled to the corner of his mind for now, deemed incorrect.]

[playdolls]

[ The problem here is that Grell wouldn't have done it if Pitou hadn't done something so blatant. So really. They are defenseless. ]

I didn't do anything.

[ They'd just gotten someone else to do it, there is a difference. ]

[daemonized]

[Uh huh.]

And if I ask Grell?

[playdolls]

...I'm certain she'll be remorseless. It's not my fault Togusa is an idiot.

[daemonized]

He was oblivious; that does not make him an idiot.

Is this why you send angry texts in my direction? Because you'll receive no satisfying response from her?

[playdolls]

It is a faux pas to buy people pets without asking them.

[ ...P... i.... tou..... ]