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ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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What good are you?! You should have talked her down!

How am I supposed to talk her down if I didn't know she was upset to begin with?

WHAT GOOD ARE YOU THAT YOU CAN'T TELL SHE'S UPSET???

[oh my gOD]

Then maybe she wasn't upset! Maybe she was gleefully thinking about ripping your poor sweater to shreds, and therefore left the house that day with a bright, cheerful smile! Did you ever consider that?

Worthless.

I beg your pardon? Why am I being yelled at, and being labelled worthless, when I had no hand in any of this villainy? You have her number. Text her instead.

You admit it! It was villainous!

It was terrible sweater murder, yes, Pitou.

You're married to a villain.

[...all three of you are villains... ]

[He’s not even going to argue this point.]

So it would seem.

If you tell me /why/ you think Grell would've done such a thing, I will buy you a new sweater.

[ .................................... You want Pitou to admit their wrongdoing? Wowowow. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ]

Why do you think I know if you don't.

[Is it really so hard to do, Pitou. Give it a try.]

Not even an inkling of an idea? I find that hard to believe.

[If he reached for that thread, it's easy enough to put two and two together. The little kitten, of course.

Except he doesn't think that would be enough for Grell to incite revenge upon Pitou's sweater, so the realization is just shuffled to the corner of his mind for now, deemed incorrect.]

[ The problem here is that Grell wouldn't have done it if Pitou hadn't done something so blatant. So really. They are defenseless. ]

I didn't do anything.

[ They'd just gotten someone else to do it, there is a difference. ]

[Uh huh.]

And if I ask Grell?

...I'm certain she'll be remorseless. It's not my fault Togusa is an idiot.

He was oblivious; that does not make him an idiot.

Is this why you send angry texts in my direction? Because you'll receive no satisfying response from her?