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[daemonized]

ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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[daemonized]

[There are just no words to be had. They've all been dismantled after he opens that box and is met with a little calico, looking up at him with those green eyes and mewing softly. He can't, he just can't. She's too cute. She requires all of his attentions for the next handful of minutes before he even notices the note.

Pitou gets a text soon after.]

You're forgiven for wishing me a happy 40th. The gift makes up for it, despite the fact that you merely assumed I'd be fine with taking in another feline.

[He is 100 percent okay with it. He will become Crazy Cat Man Ardyn Izunia at his rate, because how can anyone deny kittens?]

[playdolls]

She needed a home! What were you going to do,
kick her out?

[ So this is. Not really about his birthday at all. ]

[daemonized]

No. Of course not. What kind of man do you take me for?

Though I see now that using her as a birthday gift was just a ruse.

[playdolls]

What, isn't it your birthday?

[daemonized]

If it wasn't, you're saying you wouldn't have given her to me anyway?

[playdolls]

It's always someone's birthday.

[daemonized]

That's hardly a reason to give /me/ someone else's birthday gift.

Still, this is the part where I say thank you, because you've gone and exploited my weakness and I don't think there's anything I can do about it.

[playdolls]

Not a thing, as far as I can see.

[daemonized]

Though you realize that you'll be receiving a bevy of cat pictures from here on out?

[playdolls]

I assumed so.

[daemonized]

Good. Then prepare yourself.

Grell will love her too, I'm sure.

[Grell has more sense and will probably be like why a fourth cat, but. He's sure she'll love her.]

[playdolls]

I'm sure.

[ Or Grell has already texted them threatening them if they get them another cat. ]

[daemonized]

[Grell is well aware that Ardyn would probably adopt ALL THE CATS if they were sent to him. She is being reasonable.]

And so, again, thank you. A wonderful highlight to my not-fortieth birthday.

[playdolls]

40 is close enough.

[daemonized]

No, I've gone over this before with someone else. No rounding me up.

[playdolls]

Try and stop me.

[daemonized]

I can do better than that, I can ignore you when it happens.

[playdolls]

Every time you look at Penelope you're going to remember 'Happy 40th!'

[daemonized]

I think you underestimate how easily this little kitten's face will disperse any thoughts of negativity -- that includes inaccurate birthday wishes.

[playdolls]

Accepting you're getting on in years isn't negative. Sounds healthy to me.

[daemonized]

You can say that I'm getting old once I actually hit forty. Until then, you have a solid two years before you can do such a thing. So hold your tongue.

[playdolls]

Maybe!

[ But probably not. ]