ardyn izunia belongs in the garbage bin. (
daemonized) wrote2017-07-02 05:44 pm
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ardyn izunia.
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No, I haven't. And so our arrangement still stands.
[He hums lightly with consideration.]
And I suppose this is the part where I utter some semblance of a 'thank you'.
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Beg pardon?
[ He could have sworn he just heard Ardyn say "thank you". ]
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He picks up his waistcoat, slipping that on with relative ease. In the interim, he arches his brow at his friend. ]
I spoke clearly enough.
[Come now, as if he's going to say it more than necessary.]
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[ He twitches his ears, as if to confirm he heard him after all. ]
You're welcome, then. Though, it's not as if this arrangement is bereft of benefits for the the both of us.
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What, being able to indulge in the carnal pleasures of the body? Yes, generally speaking, both parties do derive some modicum of pleasure from such a thing.
[One boot on, one more to go.]
Though most friends would not go so far to keep the other satisfied. If I doubted calling you a friend before, I certainly cannot do so now.
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Apparently, he’s lounged long enough to find the will to move, hauling himself up to a sit. Already, he can tell he’s going to be sore. Ardyn really did a number on him. ]
Oh, is that all it took? One tumble in the sheets and you’re ready to acknowledge my friendship. Had I known that was the case, I’d have acted much sooner.
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With his boots properly on his feet, Ardyn leans back, palms pressed into the wrinkled sheets, giving X’rhun the most lopsided sort of smile as he turns his words around on him.]
I hope that’s not how you make friends with everyone.
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He can’t help but laugh at that remark, grinning widely. ]
Gods no! Most people know how to make friends the normal way.
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I see. I suppose that's good to know.
[He hefts himself back to his feet, this time crossing over to find his coat. It's shrugged on with ease, and his scarf follows.]
And I'm relatively proud to not have qualified as 'normal'.
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I’m sure you are. Rest assured, this is the most unusual friendship of which I have ever been a part.
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How flattering.
[He straightens the scarf around his neck.]
Well, unless you've a reason for me to linger, I suppose I should be off for now.
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[ It’s said teasingly, tail waving behind him with his own amusement. This deal most certainly did not include cuddling after the fact, and frankly X’rhun can hear a nice, warm bath calling his name after all that. ]
Be sure to say goodbye to Valiant before you poof away.
[ As if he wouldn’t. ]
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[Which is not untrue, given that no, cuddling definitely was not included in this little arrangement. Touch that is coupled with sentiment and affection is not a thing that Ardyn indulges in.]
But fret not, Valiant will receive at least on pat on the neck before I go.
[This is not untrue either.]
I'll see you again soon, I'm sure.