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ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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Doomed. Foolish.

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Stubborn. Fatalistic!

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Oh my, such a big word you spelled.

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I have plenty more if you'd like to hear them.

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Prompto said you gave him a dictionary as a gift?
What is wrong with you.

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He told you that?

[Okay look it was a little more complicated than Ardyn just giving Prompto a dictionary out of the blue... it was a running joke. Kind of. But. The boy did need it.]

Did he also tell you that he made use of it?

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That is not the point, you tedious old man.

[ WHO GIVES PEOPLE DICTIONARIES IN THIS YEAR OF OUR LORD???!?!?!?! ]

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It was an appreciated gift! That officially overrides any point that you were trying to make.

[ARDYN IZUNIA DOES, IT WAS FUNNY OKAY but also practical.]

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Just teach him to google,
there a practical life skill.

[ For an impractical puppy of a boy. ]

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Are you telling me that searching for a word through the dictionary, utilizing one's powers of alphabetization, is /not/ a practical life skill?

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I'm saying it's an archaic one. Just like you.

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You realize I'm only 37, don't you?

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I'm almost half your age, thus. Ancient.

[ at 23 Pitou is little more than a literal infant. ]

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And how old are you, exactly?

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Twenty three, I graduated high school two years early and then Grell scuttled me through my internship, I'm precocious like that.

[Should be just barely out of college, instead has been a working professional for the past three years already. ]

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[That is... very impressive, and of course Ardyn won't say otherwise. Thankfully, it's not his point.

His point is:]

Practically a child. It only makes sense that you would label me as "ancient".

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Isn't that what I just said?
I should have known she'd like older men though.

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[This conversation... Don't make him think about his slow but inevitable crawl to 40.]

And why do you say that?

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Dusty. Smells like books.

[ RIMSHOT. ]

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[bURN]

I am neither dusty nor do I smell like an old library.

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What's to complain about, she *likes* dusty old books.

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Yes, but I hope she sees me as a little more than just vintage reading material.

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We all have hopes, Ardyn.

[ If wishes were fishes. ]

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Only one way to clarify. I'll ask her myself.

[It'll be a ridiculous conversation, but not outside of the norm.]

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I'm sure she'll tell you an entire soliloquy about it.