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ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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[darkinferno]

[Oh GODDAMMIT did the network mess him up AGAIN? Dante scowls at his phone; at this rate he should just give up trying to text at all tonight!]

1 you exist that's enough. and yes i can parse long sentences i'm drunk not stupid. If I wanted I could even type in long, drawn-out pretentious sentences myself, pretending that what I'm saying is of substance while in fact it's just more of the same smartassery I'm known for.

[It takes effort and a lot of backspacing to make sure things are properly capitalized, but he's certainly capable of it!]

2: if you were tam thered be an answerto that but youre not so theres not unless youve got something you want to share with the class

3) how many languages do you know

4- luckily im not lookin for full credit here they suck and all therir songs sound the same and theyre a stain on what it measn to play music
4.1 i guess theyare nt the only ones that are stains on music but im nto having to listen to those other artists on repeat right now so

[daemonized]

1. You say that, and yet if you submitted a short essay written in the same atrocious manner as you're typing now, I'm afraid I'd have to give you a failing grade. Therefore, there may be an ability to parse long sentences, but there certainly is an INability to respond with them in kind.

2. Well, who's to say? Give it another few "memories" or so, and there's no telling what sort of stories I may be willing to share in the middle of a lecture.

3. Fluently? Just English. But I did take Spanish courses in high school and in college. Are you wanting to know what comes after "tres"?

4. What sort of music would you prefer?

[darkinferno]

nice try using reverse psychology tom ake me write more cohrently but i dont care enough to prove you wrong rght now. besides have you ever gotten work from me turned in like this i think not

[Perhaps hilariously, Dante actually is a decent student in Ardyn's class. It comes from the sarcasm--if he's going to make smartass comments and heckle the teacher (usually outside of class... usually...), he's got to be prepared to answer any "gotcha" question Ardyn shoots his way in response.]

deux (that ones french) ill hold you to it that sounds liek an interesting class

tres yo se lo qeu viene despues de tres era unap regunta why are you testing my spanish its like 1am and this isnt spain

4 something that isnt early 2000s boyband music

is 3 doors down even a boyband i dont know i didnt pay attention to them

[daemonized]

There's a first for everything. How do I know that someday I won't receive an essay from you, smelling of whatever it is you've had too much of tonight, with mangled sentences as far as the eye can see?

Can you take the lyrics of a 3 Doors Down song and translate it into Spanish?

[Why? Why not? Stop texting him if you want this stupidity to stop, Dante.]

[darkinferno]

i havent had too mcuh of anything vie had exactly the irght amount

im writng my next essay drun kand weell see if oncei corretc the spelling issues you can tell chalenge accepted

also why woudl i WANT to trnaslate 3 doors down into spansish i just got done telling you hwo nuch it sucks

[daemonized]

Dante, you poor soul. Your texts are getting more laughably difficult to comprehend, and therefore I'm going to show mercy and stop responding to you.

Don't forget your sunglasses for the morning.

[darkinferno]

look ts hard to type adn run at the same tmie

but ok

wont need em btu thx anywys later

[He might've hit the flashlight tag part of the night.]