ardyn izunia belongs in the garbage bin. (
daemonized) wrote2017-01-23 02:25 pm
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ARDYN IZUNIA
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[HARK AT WHO'S TALKING.
But she does, at least, follow the instruction, and lo and behold: Kawaii-san is more interested, sticking out one paw and stiffly batting at the toy in question. He keeps getting frustrated as Rosalind moves it around, but that's all right, that's the point.]
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I'm no such thing.
[But Ardyn watches as the little cat shows more and more interest, batting at the toy as cats do.]
See? It isn't so bad.
[(He can't believe he has to show you how to play with a cat, Rosalind.)]
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At least he's enjoying himself.
[She says it grudgingly, but she looks quietly delighted at the fact Kawaii-san is playing with her at all. She hadn't expected that, clearly, but here he is, wriggling around on her kitchen floor.]
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Aren't you?
[Come on, Rosalind, admit it.]
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[She's definitely enjoying herself. Look at this stupid uncooked chicken. Look at this chubby messy, yowling as he tries to hunt down this toy.]
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Cats are silly creatures. Aren't they?
[But he says this with all the fondness of a cat owner.]
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[And he's flopped over, lazy but not quite willing to give it up just yet. He'll simply bat at it from on his back, thanks.]
And so are you, for having three of them. I still maintain that.
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[He leans over just enough to gently nudge her with his shoulder, playfully.]
You'll keep him, won't you?
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[Of course she's going to. Look at Kawaii-san, he's so stupid, how can you not love something that stupid and ugly?]
I still reserve the right to complain about him, though.
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[He's not stupid or ugly, he is CUTE and Ardyn will fight her on that.]
I'm sure with time he'll become a steadfast companion. I expect all the cat pictures to be sent to me almost daily, you realize.
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[But she hands over her phone, and he can text this to himself if he'd like. But Kawaii-san really does look like an uncooked chicken, doesn't he . . .]
I'm keeping him. That doesn't mean I'm becoming a cat person.
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And while he does so:]
The transition will be futile. Don't fight it, Rosalind.