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daemonized) wrote2017-01-23 02:25 pm
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ARDYN IZUNIA
Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.
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Don't you? What would you call it then?
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[it's more that it's relieving to get to have this calm - to be able to indulge themselves like this in the space between things happening. she may know exactly what goes where and for how long, and it may require precision, but...she's missed this, and in the end that's why she's up instead of lying in bed committing his face to even better memory.]
I haven't made this in a while, so if it comes out terrible, I want the honest review. Don't spare my feelings when it comes to something so important.
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I'll be the harshest critic you can imagine; almost as bad as in the classroom. No worries there.
[But he's sure there's no need for it. It'll turn out fine.
The berries are washed now, ready in their bowl and drained of excess water. Set aside until they're ready to be utilized.]
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Good, because I want them to taste good for you. Otherwise, there was no point in getting up at all.
[not for her, not for whoever's going to get the extra. for him, for no other reason than he's here.]
And we would have had these earlier if someone wasn't so decidedly ready to hasten things along.
[she can't say that when she was the opposite of complaining.]
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Hm. [-is his very eloquent response. The berry is both sweet and tart, and goes down with relative ease.
It doesn’t take him terribly long to recover once he puts his mind to it, though. Smile turning wry, he continues.]
You’re far too good to me, Grell. Do you know that?
[He leans against the counter again, sliding back into a teasing lilt of his words. Drama ekes through, as is habit.] Humoring my impatience when all you hoped to do was just bake. Shuffling back out here in a hurry so that you could return to your original goals, in such haste that you’d not even bother putting your pants back on. What a fiend I must be, for my mind to have been so focused on sex that I was blinded to everything else.
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It's my apartment, I don't need pants to bake. And what haste?
[what was hasty about slowly dragging herself up and not putting on pants because it was more effort and unnecessary even as half of her had been debating leaving it be and staying exactly where she was?]
You're just jealous that in the end I chose this over lingering in your arms.
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[But his smile is cracking at the edges, too, as he tries not to drop the act just yet. While he'd hate for her to get flour everywhere, he doesn't hate it enough to stop his dramatics. Honestly, this is tame as compared to the usual.
It's her apartment, and she doesn't need pants, though... That almost undoes his composure, but he manages to hold on.]
And why do you enjoy the freedom of no-pants while I find myself confined and restricted to proper leg coverage?
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[this is mild, yes, but she's also in a mindset to laugh more than usual, which makes it harder to stay serious.]
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Is that an invitation for me to remove my pants? Right here, in the kitchen?
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[her hands are full. she can't stop him even if she wanted to. this'll be the second time he stripped to prove a point, she thinks.]
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And so, if the invitation is real (for the theatricality certainly is), Ardyn finds it literally impossible to decline at this point. Therefore his pants are therefore unbuttoned and removed rather swiftly, and he's left quite literally standing there in just his shirt and boxers.
He holds up the article of clothing in one hand, as if to say, ta-da.]
Ah, freedom.
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and then she starts laughing again, arms moving to put the bowl down before she's laughing twice as hard as she was earlier, bracing herself on the counter as she just laughs at how ridiculous and cute and amazing it all is, that they were both the sort of people who'd do that to emphasize whatever point they were making. she hasn't laughed this hard in a long while, and when she catches her breath, she has to take off her glasses to wipe at her eyes.]
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He tries to speak, but it's interrupted by laughter making his words particularly difficult to form.]
What... [He tries again.] Why on earth are you laughing? This is... a very serious matter.
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[her shoulders are shaking, threatening to boil over into more laughter in the next five seconds.]
And yet...
[no, she's lost it again. thank god the counter's there or she'd fall over.]
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Despite himself, he's still trying to speak, even as he places his own hand on the counter to lean into just a bit in the meanwhile. And yes, he still has his pants in his other hand.]
You're-
[This is one of those moments where he's laughing because she's laughing and it's just one giant loop of laughter. Somehow, Ardyn still miraculously manages:]
You're laughing at me, as if I look ridiculous or something!
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[they're both laughing, which means that taking the few steps over to him is a difficult matter when all her breath is stolen, but she manages so that she can place her free hand on his chest.]
I'm laughing at us.
[and because, honestly, she's happy right now.]
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Us? What about us?
[As if he doesn't know exactly what it is about the two of them that makes this so ridiculous -- and therefore completely worth it.]
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[breathe. breathe. she has to breathe. so that she can look at him again without losing it, though the smile on her face doesn't dim.]
I love you.
[that says enough, she thinks. they're ridiculous and out of their minds with dramatics and she couldn't be happier about that fact. she loves him - loves that he can make her laugh so hard that her stomach hurts and that they play off each other so well and that she feels comfortable enough around him to yes, forego pants and be domestic. it's a perfect day she half feels she hasn't earned, but that she has regardless.]
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And I love you.
[He leans in to give her a kiss. Ridiculous fools in love that they are, standing in the middle of the kitchen only partly-clothed, being silly and dramatic and yes, domestic. After he pulls away, he adds:]
Even with no pants on. Especially with no pants on.
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Oh, especially? Now you've gone and shown your hand, that wearing pants is one of the few ways to keep you in check.
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You say that, and whether or not it's true, you can't possibly remain with your pants perpetually on in my presence from here on out. Therefore, I'll never truly be kept in check. So sorry to tell you.
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[the tone it was asked in could almost be innocent, if not for the look on her face.]
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shamehesitation:]A veritable fact.
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[said with all the theatrics such a declaration requires, as she pulls away long enough to finish that part of mixing and beginning to add in dry ingredients.]
Another soul would call you scandalous for the same statements.
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Another soul can call me whatever it is they like. All that matters is if whether or not you consider me shameless. Shall I stop making such comments?