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ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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Oh, hello there, Akira's cat Morrigan. It's nice to make your acquaintance.

I find that I cannot quite answer this question without a bit more information. My favorite flavor of /what/, exactly? The answer changes depending upon this. Meow.

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you're only making this more complex than it is, nyaa.

think pastries.

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No such thing is true! For instance, if I had a love of steak, and gave you my answer as "red meat", you would be quick to assume that I'm speaking of red meat pastries. When, in fact, that would not at all be my answer if we were talking of confections.

[Sorry for Ardyn. This is just how he is.]

But since you have provided clarification, I will have to answer: something with strawberries.

Nya.

[maskreant]

then you would just get steak? you just robbed yourself of infinite possibilities, oji-nyan.

[ how old are you again ]

got it. don't expect anything.

[ His attempts at making this a surprise has been thwarted and he knows this, but at least HE TRIED. ]

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Oji-nyan? I'm only 37.

[Good thing Ardyn isn't really the type to have a full-blown midlife crisis or such a thing would've happened long before now. Thanks, all of Recolle.]

I expect nothing at all, little feline. Though may I ask one simple question?

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hey, you're an uncle. accept yourself, human.

i allow you one question.

[ is he going to regret this... ]

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[of course not.]

How are you texting me with no thumbs?

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i stole a pair.

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That's not good. They'll want them back, you know.

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i don't know about that.

[ Akira sends him this video, tbh... ]

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[Akira are you trying to traumatize him. YOU ARE LUCKY HE IS ACTUALLY A FAN OF HORROR because wow, okay.

At any rate, Ardyn is a weirdo who thinks this is well done and very novel, and he just laughs when he's through watching.]

I think I should warn Akira.

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[ you forced my hand... the thread wasn't supposed to take this morbid direction!! Good since Akira likes horror for his own reasons. ]

whose thumbs are these? i'm sure you can guess. you're too late, Ardyn Izunya.

but, seriously, i would gift you some steak if you said your favorite flavor is steak. weird answer, but it works out.

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[what a beautiful thread]

Poor Akira. Please tell me that you ended him swiftly. Where are his remains? You didn't eat him, did you?

And, seriously, I had only been using steak as an example. I would not turn away a steak if it was gifted to me (medium rare), but if the theme is pastries, I will adhere to my choice of strawberries.

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humans are not tasty. i only eat quality food. meow.

i'll keep note of that in the future for other ~surprises~. remember to rest up, Professor Izunia.

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I'm going to ignore the implication that Akira is not "quality". For you know that to not be true.

But regardless, the same to you, Morrigan. May you have many a restful catnap until we speak again.