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[daemonized]

ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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[daemonized]

Unless this mysterious man or woman is named "Ardyn Iyzunia", then I have a difficult time believing that you so blindly picked the wrong contact out of your phone.

Indulge a man in his curiosity, Gabranth. Is there a love triangle brewing?

[judicatus]

I did not pick the wrong contact. I don't think I even have you in my contacts, but that's besides the point.

That bloody app has been mucking with my phone in just about every other way, I can't imagine it'd be much of a stretch for it to route a message to the wrong recipient.

[ good job gabranth, putting your detective skills to work. not that this really helps his current situation in the slightest amount. ]

[daemonized]

You ignored my question. I'm thoroughly disappointed.

[Ardyn is actually 100 percent sure that the Retrospec app had something to do with it, but he's not going to say as much.]

An answer, and I'll quit texting you.

[judicatus]

You want me to answer that question? Fine, an answer:

There is no love triangle brewing. There is no love angle brewing. There is no love. Your brother is a prat. That is all.

[daemonized]

There is no love triangle brewing between whom? Expand upon and explain.

[Someone's been grading too many short essays these days.]

[judicatus]

Between me and Fynn and literally anyone else in the entire world

Does that satisfy you?

[daemonized]

Not particularly.

You're not a very "satisfying" sort of man, are you? I can see even more clearly why Fynn gets so easily under your skin. It's because you're no fun at all.

[judicatus]

If I was "fun" then I don't suppose I'd be very good at my job now would I

[ he. probably shouldn't have left that open for discussion. whatever, he needs to try and end this...!!! ]

I believe I've made myself more than clear concerning the relationship -- rather, the lack thereof -- between myself and your brother, and I would appreciate if you did not share this conversation with him or anyone else.

[daemonized]

What a sacrifice you've made, to discard your sense of humor all in the name of public service.

[Gabranth, I'm sorry, but this is a thing that's already happened. Ardyn is usually a reasonable sort of man, but sometimes impulse sparks in him, and he just reshuffles his priorities in the most questionable way. Especially when it comes to picking on his younger brother.

This is going to get out of hand, isn't it. Well, as far as he's concerned, the detective can take this as a lesson in growing a sense of humor.]

I'll not speak a word. [At least it's technically true, if confined to texting. (And he only plans on mentioning it to Fynn, not the whole of the network. You guys have that covered yourselves.)]