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daemonized) wrote2017-01-23 02:25 pm
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ARDYN IZUNIA
Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.
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so beautiful
[ That's not an IC link, it's just. Look at that pony. ]
i mean this sounds even crazier but the ponies are actually MADE of diamonds
i dont even know how that works
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Generally speaking, biology doesn't work that way. But what do I know?
[Ardyn's had a lot of strange conversations at 3 in the morning, but this one probably takes the cake for now.]
Where did you see this pony? Do you remember?
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afnd idk
i feel like youd need to buy one
its not like things made out of diamonds just naturally EXIST
maybe theyre artificially created ponies
jesus christ this is the stupidest sounding conversation ive ever had
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And not to take the wind out of your sails, because while the idea of owning a great diamond pony is difficult to forget, aren’t you a little disturbed that you’re suddenly remembering this now? Where did it come from?
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not thinking abt that kind of on purpose
one i cant remember WHERE i saw the pony or WHY i know abt the pony but its crystal fuckin clear
i remember it better than like half my childhood
you dont think this is a thing like where kids remember dying on the titanic or w/e right
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[One might imagine a scoff here. But it's actually throwing him into consideration, enough to where there's another message a few seconds later.]
I visited Aranea a day or two ago, by the way. She showed me her demon sketches.
[This might somehow be related more to diamond ponies than it initially sounds like. Vaguely, at least.]
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look i only told you and elizabeth and she thinks im fuckin crazy
and yeah ok whats that have to do w diamond ponies
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[The next bit takes awhile to go show up, because Ardyn is throwing tl;dr his way.]
Anyway, remember when we had our conversation about reoccurring dreams? How there's an inexplicable feeling of familiarity in something that should be foreign; that's what I felt when I saw her drawings. They were good, but they were like something plucked from a dream that I didn't know I had. If that makes any sense to you.
I asked her what had inspired her. She said that they were based off of her own dreams she had, when she was younger. If that was the case, why would I feel that way about what I saw? It's as if there was something shared there. And I don't mind that in a trite, romantic sense.
I hadn't thought anything of it, not until you told me about your diamond ponies -- remembering things you didn't know about. All this to say that there's something strange happening, Jack. I don't know how to feel about it.
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feels like somethings shifting in the city ardyn
you notice this all started w that dumb retrospec app install? w the electric shock?
now hearing about araneas dreams im starting to wonder about the angel too
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You think it may be more than just a dream?
UGHHHHH
what like for some reason im getting ~ visions ~ of diamond ponies and angels w cords for wings?
and youre dealing w stuff about demons?
wtf does that say about us
It happens to the best of us
Ready to back out of our tattoo adventure yet?
[The last part is a wry attempt at levity.]
1/2
There's a few minutes of pause before he responds. ]
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pretty sure there aint a bigger " fuck you " than gettin something tattooed on you so why the hell not
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Besides, I can't back out after I've already chosen. Aranea will quite literally hunt me down just so she can permanently scrawl something embarrassing on my back if I do.
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whats the story between you two anyway
seems like you know each other
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what if i ask her for some dirt on you huh
am i gonna get some deets on the trip to vegas you dont talk about
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I did have an "incident" the other day though, involving "borrowing" a chocobo, so not to disappoint you completely.
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thats not a good place for scare quotes ardyn
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Which one? Incident or borrowing?
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anyway howd it go
i see it didnt slit you in half like an emu so it mustve gone decently but gimme the deets
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My nephew and I decided to indulge ourselves in a chocobo race against each other. Let's just say the creatures are much faster than they look, and when you've a flurry of feathers in your face, it's difficult to steer. And to not run into things.
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