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[daemonized]

ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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Comments

[mercurio]

there's a number of people who told me they could help make me disappear if that's what i wanted!

[daemonized]

More than likely they were joking. [they better be??? holy shit] Given how random the question is, do you really expect to be met with answers that aren't snide?

What brought this on, anyway?

[mercurio]

i should have asked a third party to run this for me
uh just something someone said

[daemonized]

I hope you don't plan on doing anything that lends yourself to being kidnapped? Unless you're actively trying to give me gray hairs early.

[mercurio]

oh no i'm fine i can roundhouse kick people now and
apparently do hand-to-hand combat
pretty cool

[daemonized]

Really? Since when?

[mercurio]

last month or so
i didn't think it was important to mention it
kinda like with the whole gun thing i mean it was kinda random but

[mercurio]

[.................]

[backup]

so yeah i got to kick freya's ass for one second and then she almost killed me

[daemonized]

[record scratch

sound of truck beeping as it backs the hell up]






What do you mean "the whole gun thing"?

[mercurio]

what gun thing....

[daemonized]

Prompto.

[mercurio]

ardyn.

[daemonized]

[DON'T YOU SASS HIM, SON]

What gun thing. I see the text, you know. You can't pretend you didn't write it.

[mercurio]

i...
don't freak out
got a gun..

[daemonized]

What

[LOL HE LEFT OFF THE QUESTION MARK


Look he's just going to call him now.]

[mercurio]

[NOT ANSWERING]

[HE'S ?? ANXIOUS]

[daemonized]

[FUCKIN




CALLS HIM AGAIN]

[mercurio]

[.....answers]

Hey! This is Prompto! I'm currently not available to answer your call! How about you shoot me a message instead! I'm really good at answering those! Anyway, leave your message after the beep!

Beep!

[daemonized]

[THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK PROMPTO??

He completely ignores the faux message and practically interrupts mid-beep. The immediacy of voice overrides text.]

What do you mean you got a gun? Explain what in the world you were possibly thinking.

[Too Dad Mode for it to have crossed his mind that maybe... this was Retrospec related.]

[mercurio]

[something like a GHUHHH sound filters through when ardyn starts speaking as if nothing, and prompto manages to rat himself out. again.]

It's not that I went out there thinking, I'm gonna buy a gun! It wasn't premeditated. I don't even have that kind of money?!

[daemonized]

Then how is it you have one?

[Don't GHUUUUHHH at him, he has his lecture voice on right now.]

[mercurio]

I woke up minding my own business, I went around my flat, same as always, right! I even went out for a jog, came back after like an hour, and after I had breakfast--Froot Loops by the way, I love that stupid Toucan--I'm brushing my teeth going about my day in my head and the things I need to do, you know how it is, I'm thinking maybe I wanna go see some chocobo today? --anyway, I didn't go because as I was brushing my teeth, I opened the mirror cabinet and inside was this gun!

I closed the cabinet as any normal person would.

Closed my eyes. Counted to ten... and opened it again.

There it was.

[daemonized]

So, you're telling me that the gun you found was something from Retrospec?

[Unless someone is just putting guns in cabinets for no reason, which isn't much better of an idea.]

How long have you had it?

[mercurio]

...uh, a week.

[daemonized]

And you neglected to tell me?