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[daemonized]

ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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[daemonized]

[Because even in this AU Ardyn is still kind of a facetious man, though just in lesser degrees.]

Why? Don't tell me you're trespassing on private property.

[mercurio]

onlyalil

[daemonized]

There's no such thing as trespassing only "a little". Either you do, or you don't. That actually /is/ illegal, you understand?

[mercurio]

okokiknowthatbutthisisafriendandsometimeswedothisnotalwaysthoughbuthekindaknowsijustdidnthavethekeyandileftmycameraherebuthewasntansweringiknowitsbadbutnowiminapickleandmaybehedoesntlikemetoomuchwithoutnoctaroundmaybeheslikeahitman??igetthatfeelingsometimesbutweplaydungeonsandragonstogetherwhichistotallycoolpleasedontcallthecops

[daemonized]

[And he's met with a wall of text. Thankfully, Ardyn also knows when a joke has backfired completely, and instead of even making an attempt to decipher all of that-]

Please text normally and try that again. Consider this pro bono work.

[mercurio]

please don't call the cops!!

[the important bit...]

[daemonized]

I'm not calling the authorities.

[Though maybe his usually unfortunate relation to Fynn is a good thing, now.]

Though I can't say the same for your "friend". Maybe he'll show a bit of leniency for your sake.

[mercurio]

you think?? i hope so
also i might have to go now please tell me how much i have to pay you ok thanks

[daemonized]

[Are you really going to be ok, though? It's a mystery. He might follow up on this tomorrow.]

I'll send you an invoice first thing in the morning. Don't worry.

[No such thing will actually happen.]

[mercurio]

okay i'll cry i mean bye

[his life is falling into shambles]