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ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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[erythristic]

they're currently in possession of both their arms. i'm debating asking them if i can run dna testing, even though i'm confident the prints aren't faked. i don't know how retrospec is doing this, i don't know how they can make this happen and leave absolutely no trace of involvement.

[daemonized]

It wouldn't hurt to ask. Just to be certain.

Because if it is a true match, then the implications are something that cannot be ignored. Proof, then, of a past life having once existed. Or a parallel universe, as some would have us believe instead.

Unless we're wanting to believe that Retrospec has copies of us somewhere, removing our limbs as they please. What a lovely thought.

[erythristic]

i'd prefer the other theories to that. such a thought should only remain in the realm of fiction written by those with extensive imaginations.

i'm not sure how to ask, though. how to approach the idea without scaring them off. "hello, so about that arm you brought me, i need to take a sample of your dna for reasons i won't disclose until everything's dealt with." not going to work.

[daemonized]

Do you honestly think a trusted doctor asking for a DNA sample, trying to unravel the mystery of their /severed arm/, will be enough to make them balk at the idea? I would think their concerns may lie elsewhere, you know.

[erythristic]

it's more that i'm not versed in the situation of telling someone they were sent their own detached limb. one doesn't really break that news gently.

[daemonized]

Then perhaps getting straight to the point is the only real option. Consider how you would want to be told, if this were something that was happening to you.

[erythristic]

bluntly, and then i'd want several minutes to feel the order of the world as i knew it collapsing around me.

[daemonized]

And so would you prefer not being told at all, then?

[erythristic]

no, i'd want to be told. i just know it'd be life changing.

maybe i should ask if i can talk to him outside the office. that might help.

[daemonized]

In order to instill a sense of calm beforehand? It may be worth the effort; I wonder how intimidating others might find your office if they're not yet familiar with it.

[(Honestly, Ardyn, if there's any office that truly instills a sense of fear in others, it's probably yours.)]

[erythristic]

i couldn't say, since most of those who have to see the exam rooms aren't really in the capacity to complain.

[you know. since they're dead.]

[daemonized]

A fair point. But those in the exam rooms may be the cause of this undue tension for some poor, unfamiliar soul in the first place. I wouldn't know from personal experience, but I can only assume that dead bodies tend to do that.

[erythristic]

they're all safely tucked into their drawers before the living come along, i try to make that the case. my patients don't have to come face to face with each other, they all deserve their privacy.

[daemonized]

How gracious of you, to have only their best interests in mind. I hear that the dead only ever want to rest, after all, and it's nice of you to give them their proper spaces to allow for this to happen.

If any more wayward body parts come under your care, you'll let me know, won't you? This is one mystery that I'd like to follow.

[erythristic]

of course. if i end up reassembling a whole person, i won't keep quiet about that affair.

[daemonized]

If you end up reassembling a /whole/ person, I'm going to start calling you Doctor Frankenstein.

[erythristic]

i will consider it a badge of honor.

[daemonized]

A badge of honor? A threshold, maybe, indicating with assuredness that you've officially moved into "mad scientist" territory.

[erythristic]

i thought we were at that point when i was conducting self-experimentation.

[daemonized]

But you decided to step back from all that, therefore rescinding your title. Something that's a bit more difficult to do when it comes to stitching random body parts together.

[erythristic]

who said they'd be random? i would make sure they were at least blood type compatible.

[daemonized]

Oh, well. If they're /compatible/, then I take it back. You wouldn't be a mad scientist at all, merely a very thoughtful one.

[erythristic]

no, i'd still be wondrously, gloriously mad. consideration and madness are not mutually exclusive.

i do swear that all questionable experiments would be conducted on those too dead to care.

[daemonized]

A fair point. Still, you're not going to go even madder with power once you have your first, (not) living and breathing undead on your hands, will you?

[erythristic]

if i do, i ask that you bring me back to my senses. destroy the creature, even if i ask you not to.