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daemonized) wrote2017-01-23 02:25 pm
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ARDYN IZUNIA
Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.
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And you realize if this experiment is meant to enlighten him to what makes him tick and what does not, it's all null and void the next time another memory bombards him? Things may change, and you'll be doing this dangerous experiment all over again.
Besides, do you think that other self of his really cares one way or another if /negative feelings/ have anything to do with how he acts?
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I'm not saying this is some foolproof plan to stop him the next time a violent memory occurs. But at the very least, he'll have the knowledge that he won't go off and strangle someone the next time he gets annoyed at work.
As for precautions: we're going to tie him to a chair. I'm going to have a taser and a gun, and I'm going to sit a few feet away.
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Is there no way to talk you out of this?
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[A pause, then:]
It's one thing to be concerned for Jack. But he agreed, and he's perfectly free to call this off if he wants to. But I know the risks. And Ardyn, I promise you, I don't have a deathwish. We're going to take every precaution.
And I really do think it will help.
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[And then:]
If I can't change your mind, then I want to be there when this happens.
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Some of those are selfish reasons and some of those aren't. But she isn't inclined to share all of that, and not especially over text.]
That you'll have to take up with Jack.
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And I can spare you the lessons on how to irritate others.
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Be there in fifteen?
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[Rosalind's apartment is composed of oak and rich, deep reds and golds. Numerous photos, more than one might expect, dot the walls, and there are a fair few paintings here and there as well. The space is meticulously clean, though the door to the bedroom is firmly closed, so perhaps not as clean as all that in actuality.]
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Anyway, Ardyn shows up in exactly sixteen minutes, and she should hear the door opening to announce his arrival. He does the polite thing, though, only lingering in the entranceway after he shuts the door behind him, and announces his presence soon after.]
I'm here, Rosalind. Rejoice, if you will.
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[She's always fond of him, of course, but Rosalind looks just a touch guarded as she comes around the corner and nods at him in greeting.]
Do you want anything?
[She has some tea: proper stuff, brewed and steeped and all the other million and one things you apparently have to do with tea.]
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For now, though. Tea.]
Tea would be fine, if it's no trouble.
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[She nods her head, indicating Ardyn ought to follow. It's a very fancy kitchen she leads him to. This, of all the places in the flat, is most decidedly unused. The counters are wonderfully clean, the knives all sharp in their block, the sink suspiciously free of pots or pans . . . this is a kitchen unused.
The take-out boxes in the fridge kind of give the game away too. Oh, well. At least the kettle gets put to good use, and once that's on the stove, Rosalind hoists herself up on the counter.]
Do you want to chit-chat, or shall we just get to the point?
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But it's also not something work remarking on right now, not when faced like a question like that.]
Straight to the point, preferably. Let me hear it.
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[She wrinkles her nose.]
I should think you ought to give me a few tips first.
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Tips? To irritate?
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[Honestly. And if she's being a bit waspish, it's only because she hates discussing things where she isn't already an expert.]
I have one idea, but . . . well. I suppose it's foolish to worry about going too far.
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[But, he'll still help her regardless.]
What was the one idea?
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[Not only because it's her experiment, but because this way, she can treat herself as a control group with Ardyn as an unknown factor.]
Burt I thought to remind him of his wife, in a fashion.
From what I know, she died around my age. And here he is, some ten-odd years later, hanging around a woman who's very fond of both him and Tony, who trusts them both very much and who frequently stands between them, and who sometimes ends up fielding them both when they fight. I imagine the connection is already there in his mind. I'm not suggesting he's somehow secretly in love with me, nothing so stupid, but I imagine there are moments where the similarities strike him.
I told you about the night I spent with Tony. Jack warned me that afternoon not to do just that. He told me it was a foolish idea to go drinking with Tony while I was so lonely, and that I'd be better off doing almost anything else.
So. I thought to remind him of those similarities, and then, once the association was at the forefront of his mind, to tell him that I did end up doing all that he warned me not to, up to and including sleeping with Carter.
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I take it you haven't told him that this is what you're planning.
[It seems... well, cruel, in its own way. Perhaps less so because it's for empirical purposes, but even Ardyn has to admit that if anything might work, that would be it. He hopes Jack knows what he's getting into.]
And you want help with the actual "script" of what you wish to say, in order to instigate this irritation even more effectively?
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[Because she's perfectly aware of just how cruel that idea is, should it work. And while Jack had laughed off the idea she could do any permanent damage, still this feels like a poor idea.]
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[He pauses.] Did he tell you the circumstances surrounding what caused him to attack his friend in the first place? He mentioned something about his grandmother.
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i meant sadistic lmfao
STILL WEIRD EITHER WAY, DON'T GET OFF ON THAT KIDS
#villainproblems
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