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ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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[mercurio]

...interesting
another question! what's a good way to learn new vocab when you don't get english class anymore like in school

can i freeload a dinner plate off of you?? i was supposed to get accepted by ducklings
back when
you know
size wasn't a thing

[daemonized]

Well, I could make another dictionary joke. Or, more helpfully, I could suggest that you read more. It's often the best way to expand a vocabulary that's otherwise lacking.

And you... /weren't/ accepted by them?

[mercurio]

finding the time to read is hard... ughhh i guess i gotta if i wanna impress cute chicks

[this is how important it is for prompto]

SHOCKING, RIGHT? so now i'm without 400 buckaroos

[daemonized]

Find something short. Read in your spare time. You'll be surprised how quickly you can get through a book that way.

[Prompto, he would judge, but he remembers being that age too.]

400? Let's backtrack a bit. Why don't you tell me exactly what the nature of this bet was, and how they ducklings rejected you? And then I'll offer you a dinner plate.

[mercurio]

i might have to take your word for it. any suggestions??

the bet was that i had to infiltrate a group of ducklings and be accepted by them. i thought this was an easy task? but okay maybe i overestimated by capabilities. i got pecked and bit a lot a lot!! but i got out alive and that's all that matters even if i'm really hungry right now please

[daemonized]

Pick a genre and maybe I can give you a few recommendations.

And what do you mean you "infiltrated" them? That makes it almost sound like you had a costume at your disposal.

[And who even makes a bet like that? Silly boy.]

[mercurio]

trashy novels

[is this a joke]

THE METHOD IS NOT IMPORTANT and whether a costume exists or not i am under my every right to refuse to answer!!

[daemonized]

[He has a feeling you're joking, Prompto.

And yet.

A link for him, facilitated by a quick search on the net. As if he won't see this joke through to the end.]

[mercurio]

strangers of the night sounds legit

[this is so embarrassing but he will also go through to the end with this...]

can i go over for dinner though pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase

[daemonized]

Yes, you may.

But I require the entirety of this story if you do, you understand? You can tell it over dinner.

[mercurio]

do i haaaave to?

[what prompto didn't realise upon getting adopted into the izunia family: he now gets to answer to an adult and he gets no say on it. especially if he wants dinner.]

...i guess it depends on what's on today's menu

[daemonized]

[This is what happens when you become an adopted son, Prompto. Deal With It.]

I can be generous enough to take requests, if you've a mind for something specific?

[mercurio]

is spaghetti and meatballs okay?

[daemonized]

Straightforward enough. Consider it done.