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ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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[It's so early, who is texting him at 5 in the morning? (Not that he isn't already awake, because this man's sleeping schedule is all sorts of screwed to heck and back.) When he sees the text on his phone, however, a large part of him is not at all surprised.]

Thank you, Souji. I'll be certain to grab a book of pick-up lines before showing up to my date.

Why do you need binoculars? Secondly, why are you awake?

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[ Souji is an early bird so this is not too bad for him, but still, 5am is early so he's just here, sipping on some coffee, mmmm ]

Of course. I will send you a personally autographed copy.

1) No particular reason or another
2) Because I can't keep my dear uncle waiting for too long. I'm sure you were anxiously waiting for your match

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1) Then for no particular reason or another, I do have a pair lying around. Come pick them up when it's most convenient for you.

[Is he sealing his fate? Probably.]

2) How kind of you, how utterly considerate. Was I the first to know?

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1) Thank you very much. I will ensure that they are used for only the purest no reasons

2) Of course. I ensured that you knew a whole hour before everyone else. You are ahead of the race.

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1) I have no doubt. You and your brother, after all, are the purest souls I've had the pleasure of knowing.

2) You've been up for awhile planning this out, haven't you?

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1) Of course. I'm sure that we looked like little angels as children

2) Haven't slept a wink at all. Feeling surprisingly just fine for five in the morning. I think I could possibly get used to this

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1) The very embodiment of cherubs themselves.

2) You say that now. Check back with me in approximately 12 hours and tell me how you're feeling then.

[pot. kettle. etc.]

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1) How much do you think it'd cost to get a highly professional oil painting done of us as cherubs?

2) Is that a challenge?

[ ... oh no ]

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1) An oil painting commission is not particularly cheap. Best start saving now.

2) I suppose it could be. But I'd be a terrible sort of uncle if I advocated sleep deprivation, you realize.

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1) I see. I best start counting my pennies then and asking for double shifts.

2) Perhaps, but what if it was considered as preparation for the many sleepless nights that I will surely have once I graduate and become a university student?

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1) Be careful not to stretch yourself too thin. Your ambition will be the death of you.

2) Refer to #1 above.

[Seriously, Souji, go to bed? You're not allowed to have a sleep schedule like him until you're a true adult.]

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1) But think of the glory and rewards that would transpire should I succeed. High risk, high reward. Go big or go home.

2) ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[ 2) became a cat kaomoji just because and also he can't wait that long :( he wants to be an adult with multiple responsibilities and bills and all that ]

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1) You can't appreciate said rewards if you've died of sleep deprivation, or useless from exhaustion.

2) 😼

[I can't believe... you got Ardyn to use an emoji, Souji.]

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1) Zombies are all the rage now, aren't they? What's to say that I won't die and suddenly come back in the form of the undead who craves human flesh? And oil paintings.

2) 😾

[ holy shit, an emoji, especially a cat emoji. arydn is the best uncle ]

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In all seriousness, please sleep, Souji.

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[ holy shit, is that what he thinks it is?? holy shit, ignore this whole responsibility talk and sleeping and whatever because souji needs to respond to this the only way that he knows ]



[ ... yes, souji is just going to communicate through cat memes now. thanks ardyn ]

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[oh, oh no. He really should stop enabling him, shouldn't he. But... nope.]

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[ what is even going on here ]

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[a couple of minutes later:]




[pretend this is an actual ascii and not an image]

This should be you right now.

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Such dedication to the cause... I understand. I will reward you for your efforts.

I will take a quick nap but then I shall return to take on the challenge and stay awake for 24 hours.

Good night (or morning), uncle.

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[He will take the small victories when he can. (Now if he can just get him to stop eating questionable food.)]

Good night (or morning), Souji.