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[daemonized]

ARDYN IZUNIA

Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.

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omg

[daemonized]

[He reads the messages, actually more impressed by Jack's enthusiasm than anything else. And when BALLIN comes up, he just shakes his head a little at his phone.]

Living fast, potentially dying young. The envy of all.

Were you /actually/ a literal king, or were you a leader of some sort? A movie star? An eccentric billionaire, the type that keeps chocolate fountains in their home?

Don't forget that this is still all in the context of your prior memories, which I believe also included space stations.

i regret so much

[hjack69]

felt more like movie star slash billionaire slash
idk something powerful?
the ppl around me kinda ducked their heads actually
like they were afraid of me

[ And he's not going to mention that it felt good. ]

lmao wait i remember making eye contact w/a guy for too long and he got weird and left

[daemonized]

Isn't it a little worrying if you have the impression that they may have been afraid of you?

[That would be the default concern, wouldn't it? But Jack seems too enthused right now to really care. But it's his duty as friend to ask these sorts of questions!]

[hjack69]

uhhh yeah but i mean
maybe i was their boss or smth
i mean i dunno if you saw your boss floating across a pool on a gigantic blow up shaped like money while drinking champagne and blasting rap wouldnt YOU feel kinda intimidated

[ pretend all this is happening while this blasts in the background. ]

[daemonized]

[have mercy]

I'm not sure intimidated is the most accurate word to describe how I would feel. But this isn't about me.

Are there any clues within your memories that would reveal /what/ it is you did, exactly? Any co-workers of yours, or minions, wandering around in that giant mansion of yours?

[hjack69]

uhhhh
lot of em called me handsome for some reason
like i mean A LOT
" mr handsome jack sir" etc like it was a name or something

maybe i was some sexyfine-ass model

[daemonized]

It's as good of a guess as any. [It's also a silly notion, but then again, it's not like anything else he's told him is very normal.]

It rolls off the tongue well, too. Mr. Handsome Jack. Should I call you that from now on?

[hjack69]

so i know youre dicking around here but actually
it feels pretty good actually
feels RIGHT
hey you think i could get away with changing my legal name to handsome jack

[daemonized]

You can't change your name to Handsome Jack, my friend.

[Well, technically he could. Ardyn had just joked about calling him it before, but through text, it's difficult to tell how serious Jack is actually being now.]

You'll never hear the end of people calling you vain at every turn.