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ARDYN IZUNIA
Ardyn Izunia. Professor of law. Lord of law. Liege of law. The one grading your papers. Leave a message.
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[ But yeah, meantime. Oil in the pan, patting the steaks dry, etc. ]
Eh, I have fun with it. You go your whole life eating shitty take-out and pizza - when someone hands you a kitchen, you go kinda nuts with it. Guess you could say it's a hobby.
[ The steaks get seasoned immediately before going on the pan, and Jack turns to the fridge, leaning in the open doorway. ]
Plus, gotta say, I try to be perfect husband material. Makes it more fun when nobody can catch me. What d'you take? Beer, water, wine? Chocolate milk?
[ #grownup ]
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But then the phrase chocolate milk is uttered, and while not offensive by itself, in the context of what's being prepared...]
Are you really offering me chocolate milk to pair with my lobster? [He has to sincerely laugh at that.]
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[ OOOOOH.
But Jack puts the milk back and comes away with wine instead, working helplessly at the cork. ]
So - I'm betting you have some questions. About the Bigby thing. [ Should he be drinking with painkillers? Probably not, but he's at least pulling a wine glass out for himself. ] Hit it, killer.
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You're hilarious. Careful. I may be all smiles, but one scarf joke too many and you never know; I may snap.
[What with the post Iris made to retrospec and everything... Everyone's a critic! (Spoiler: He actually doesn't care.)
Ardyn eyes the wine, glancing at the cork that refuses to budge for now. Sure, Jack shouldn't be drinking with painkillers, but... well. He supposes he'll be here to keep an eye on him for now, if nothing else. Besides, his attention is torn away by the potential of asking for details, re: Bigby and his propensity to glass people over the head.]
My first question would be why he felt the need to do something so careless. A glass to the skull is what I would consider overkill, unless you said something to set him off? In which case, you should honestly know better.
[And NOW a motion to the wine.] Are you going to share?
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Easy, lush, I'll get you your fix. [ There's no dining table, nothing like that - Jack pours them each a glass, his own a little more full than necessary. He hands Ardyn's off, careful not to spill. ] Sit wherever. There's table trays in the corner if you need 'em.
But yeah, I mean - that thing Elizabeth wants me to keep under wraps? Guess Bigby didn't know about it yet. [ A shrug. ] We were drinking, and I got chatty, and... y'know. I accidentally mentioned it. And he smashed a glass over my head.
[ A beat. Unconsciously, Jack scratches at his poorly-done bandaging. ]
I mean, I'm not gonna press charges or anything, but I kinda want to know whether I should talk to anybody in the family ever again. Or if that's gonna get something else smashed over my head.
Like. Like a guitar or something.
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You're well in your rights to press charges if that's the case. [-he says, but it has the automatic tone of Something a Lawyer Would Say, because sometimes he can't stop himself. He knows that Jack wouldn't do that, not in this particular case.]
But you know how Bigby is. I'm not saying that he was right to hurt you, but-- well. Surely the man feels even the smallest bit of remorse for injuring you by now? [Surely? Maybe?]
Or maybe he'll see it as penance. A sort of, "here's your punishment, don't ever do it again, and you're forgiven" sort of arrangement?
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[ Surprisingly vicious?? Don't u play him Bigby. There's another shrug here as he sips his wine, eyes cast off to some distant, inprecise point across the room. ]
Whatever. I work with his wife. Gonna have to get over it at some point, asshole. [ To Ardyn: ] I'm right, right? I didn't do anything wrong by keeping the secret?
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It’s always a complicated matter, and it usually depends on the secret itself, but no… I don’t think I would have done anything differently than you. If Elizabeth told you a a secret, and you decided to tell Bigby, you risk shattering her trust in you.
[He almost shrugs.]
Even if it isn’t something that dramatic, it isn’t fair if you really think about it. One was going to be potentially upset with you, either way. Catch-22.
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[ Blah blah cooking happens, everything is done, and soon enough he's gotten it plated and set on the kitchen island. Thing. ]
Seasoning, butter... you got your whole shebang right here. And you're gonna need these. [ Is there a name for lobster cracking open-ers? That's what he passes over. ] But yeah, I don't blame her or anything. Bigby - guy's a friggin' cop. Don't they pay cops just to deal with bullshit nobody else wants to deal with?
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[When the food is ready, Ardyn’s actually pretty impressed. He certainly doesn’t eat this well at home, and so he’s quietly grateful for it, even if he was the one who paid for all the expenses.
Time is taken to eat, but of course conversation continues throughout.]
I know you’re on painkillers right now, but does it still hurt badly?
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But yes, I'd like to take a look. It'll give me a reason to change out those bandages of yours. Where do you keep them?
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[ SCRATCHES. Although much lighter this time, more screwing around than anything. ]
They're on the bathroom counter - down the hall, first door on the left. [ Second glass of wine is a go. ] Didn't know you were a doctor type, Ardyn.
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He exhales, and it might as well be a light sigh.] I'm not. But if I have to stare at the state of those current bandages for much longer, I may actually go mad.
[With that, he's going to find said bandages, no matter if they haven't even finished eating yet. He doubts Jack would care either way, and seeing fresh stitches isn't enough to make him lose his appetite anyway.
And he returns only moments later, bandages in tow. He moves close to Jack, right adjacent to him, and without much fanfare, begins to remove the old dressing.] ...I shouldn't have to tell you this, but don't move.
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Yeah, yeah, I'll sit pretty for you.
[ The injury could be worse - only a couple of the lacerations are bad enough to merit stitches. ]
Nobody's seen me look this shitty in years. [ Jack goes to turn his head, but thinks better of it. ] You tell anybody and I'll hafta kill you, pal.
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I'm frozen in terror.
[But it sounds dismissive, because- Must not. Sound like. A mother hen.] ...You should really take better care of this, Jack. [#nailedit] You have dried blood in your hair.
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[ This is entirely the injury's fault, see. Jack is a flawless paragon of self-care. Then, more exasperated than anything: ]
Bitch-ass head wound is crampin' my style. My hair looks like crap.
[ #priorities ]
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[Still, Ardyn gets to it. Or at least, he tries to. He had been in the process of trying to clean off that extra blood around the sutures, making idle commentary as he does--]
That's less knowledge one would pick up in med school, and more common sen-
[Common sense, he wanted to say, before a regain practically slams into him right there on the spot. His hand freezes, he doesn't bother finishing his quip.
Sorry, Jack, but you're left hanging there in awkward silence for long moment or two while Ardyn's brain tries to parse this sudden memory.]
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What? [ UHHHH. ] What? Jesus friggin' - are there worms or something? What's going on back there, A?
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I, ah...
[Not that Jack can see it, but he forces a smile, an automatic kind of reaction since this hasn't ever happened while in the company of others. He tries to align his words into proper sentences, and the result is more or less successful.]
I've just had another one of those... memories. Just now.
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Just now? [ He's never seen Ardyn have to force his usual easygoing nature, and so he stands, taking the man by the wrist instead. ] Stay with me, hotshot. You wanna tell me what you saw?
[ It's not a demand, although the steadiness of Jack's stare suggests he would really like to demand it. ]
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It... wasn't an unpleasant memory. [Not at all, it was just confusing and sudden in its arrival.] I used to help people, I think. Heal people.
[He looks down at his hand, the one that Jack has a hold of.] With... something. A strange... power. I have no other way to describe it. There were so many of them, Jack. Sick and dying of some terrible affliction.
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[ Not as cool as my thing, his tone vaguely implies, but still cool. After a moment, Jack snorts and looks down at Ardyn's hand again. ]
Jesus, tell me you didn't have the fingerless gloves on.
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No. I didn't. No gloves, but I did have a ring. [A small detail that somehow feels important, but he can't quite say why. And so, he doesn't dwell on it.
Ardyn flexes his fingers.]
Though when I healed them, I took some of that sickness within me. I do remember that. But I didn't care, I felt selfless and concerned for everyone I helped, I-
[A frown.] I didn't feel that same sort of hate like I did on the train.
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[ Now (reasonably) sure that Ardyn isn't going to pass out or anything, Jack retracts his hand and folds his arms instead, taking a seat. ]
You remember anything else? What the people looked like? Why they were sick?
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