[...well. This sure wasn't supposed to go to Ardyn. BUT THAT'S FINE HE GUESSES? It's not like he hasn't had ridiculous conversations with him before or anything.]
look he thought she was there for his bachelor party he didn't realize she'd gotten the wrong cottage, he just opened the door and asked "are you from (whatever it was called, it's been a few years)" and she went "oh!" and started going on about how nice the other girls were there and how they'd taught her everything she knew
none of us were about to tell him, watching his face go from excited to confused to pained to straight up horrified was the best part of that night
it's what i do c:
look he thought she was there for his bachelor party he didn't realize she'd gotten the wrong cottage, he just opened the door and asked "are you from (whatever it was called, it's been a few years)" and she went "oh!" and started going on about how nice the other girls were there and how they'd taught her everything she knew
none of us were about to tell him, watching his face go from excited to confused to pained to straight up horrified was the best part of that night