[You know what? Not even going to tell him to not type like that.]
If you're in need of first aid, please stop texting me and begin tending to your wounds right away.
Barring that, you should play up the sympathy card if you wish to avoid this individual's wrath. Your injury is hereby grievous and painful, and you should make it known. Loudly.
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If you're in need of first aid, please stop texting me and begin tending to your wounds right away.
Barring that, you should play up the sympathy card if you wish to avoid this individual's wrath. Your injury is hereby grievous and painful, and you should make it known. Loudly.